Dad is so Incredibly Screwed

Tuesday, September 18, 2007

I was at Borders and overheard (that's putting it lightly considering there was a bit of shouting involved) this.

Child: Mom, can I have some ice cream?

Mom: No, you just had popcorn and candy at the movies.

Child: Mom, you are such a gutterskank!

Mom: WHAT!? What did you say?! Don't you ever say that word! Where did you hear that!?

Child: ...Dad.

And then I died laughing.

9 comments:

  1. Katie B.September 18, 2007 at 5:36 PM

    That's so going to be me one day. :)

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  2. JenniferSeptember 19, 2007 at 10:01 AM

    Ohhh dear. Yeah, that's when Mom gets home and throws a shoe at her husband and he says, "Whaaaa?" Then the yelling ensues! LOL.

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  3. IvySeptember 19, 2007 at 10:56 AM

    Gutterskank? Hahahahah-How funny!
    How old was this child?

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  4. Roya RoseSeptember 19, 2007 at 12:32 PM

    love. it.

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  5. SteamyKitchenSeptember 19, 2007 at 8:52 PM

    I am SO going to use that word tomorrow!

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  6. AnonymousSeptember 21, 2007 at 7:19 AM

    Cute!

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  7. CarrieSeptember 21, 2007 at 1:10 PM

    That is THE funniest thing ever!! I'm linking that to my blog!! Thanks for sharing that!!

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  8. Rachael NarinsSeptember 21, 2007 at 3:34 PM

    Ahhhh, kids. So precious.

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  9. AnonymousSeptember 26, 2007 at 5:48 PM

    ...snicker...

    ....*suppressed chuckle*.....

    ...................

    BWAAAA HAAAA HAAAAAAAA

    omg. Love this.

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