Dear Davis Noodle City,
Has anyone told you how special you are? How wonderful you are? How much it upsets me that no one discovers you except by accident when they can't get into Sophia's? Well, you are wonderful. You offer the best comfort food anywhere in town. You're authentic, and no one else around is just like you.
Your homemade noodles are to die for, each one perfectly chewy and sweet. They perfectly compliment your broth which warms the soul. And girl, you know I love the size of your bowls. They're luscious and hot. I mean, I could baptize a child in your bowls. And don't let anyone tell you you're cheap. For around $7 bucks a person, I say your the best deal in time, and you're appreciated for it, but you're not cheap. You're thrifty.
But what's in your bowls is what makes things magical. Take your fried pork chop noodle bowl; strips of deep fried, seasoned pork chop served along a side of a bathtub of noodles and tasty pork n' veggie broth. So yummy, so tasty, so meaty. Yeah, I called you meaty. I like girls with back. It's sexy.
But some nights I want something with some mild spice, something a little more green. You can go green, you love the earth and all it's creatures. That's an admirable quality. You're mustard green noodles in house broth is pleasing to the eye, and tasty to boot. I mean, who doesn't like mustard greens? You're a smart girl to take advantage of that.
And your kimchi? Oh! So spicy, so sharp. Nice to know you have a razor sharp, acerbic wit to ya' too. It gives you character. Your five spice noodle and Dan Dan noodles also give a nice bit of bite. Mmm! Loves it girl.
But, hey, no one is perfect. You're seating can be a bit uncomfortable, really, you could give it a quick fix, but it does the job and has character. You do seem to get a bit slutty at times; you get a bit packed and slow on the weekends at night. But on the weeknights when it's slow, it's great that we can just be the two of us and really relax and get to know each other.
Anyways, you're still my girl. You know I love you. I'll see you soon, okay?
love,
Garrett
Davis Noodle City
129 D Street #D1 (behind Sophia's Thai Kitchen)
Davis, California 95616
(530) 757-2618
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This is one of your best posts yet.
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Reading your post made me smile!!!
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Awesome! I'm speechless...almost turned me on! Now I want noodles, and I just ate! -K
ReplyDeleteWhat a fun post, G. Now I really want some noodles!
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