Food Blogger Battle to the Death

So I recently went to KT's blog and made a comment to her about her spreading her food writing out to more sources. She commented back to me, then I to her, and so on. This all eventually lead to her plans to take over the food blogging world, flamethrower-esque brulee torches, and theme songs. Poor Pim and Sam were also unknowingly dragged into the fray.

It was too funny not to share.

Garrett:
Congrats on spreading out your work! I'm sure it'll only bring you more opportunities!

KT:
Thank you! This is all part of my plan to take over the food blogging world, one step at a time. Like an even smaller, tastier Napoleon.

Garrett:
Take over the food blogger world? Hmm... Let's do the Battle Royal thing (rent the Japanese movie for reference). We put, you, Pim, and Sam on an island. All armed with just one random kitchen utensil. Only one of you leaves; either because you cooked the best meal, or killed the other two.

KT:
Oh dear... I read those blogs. I think I will have to opt for the violence option. I will bring my Kitchen-Aide mixer with a really long and pointy attachment (coated with deadly poison, of course) so that I can just stand far away and let my appliance go to work. Either that or a souped up brulee torch that ends up being more like a flamethrower.

And some stilettos. And a really cute kicking-ass outfit. Because really... if you're about to kill for the sake of food blogging, you had BETTER look good while you do it. Or else it's just a joke.

Garrett:
I agree. A mask and a theme song couldn't hurt either.

OMG, I think I have to post this conversation. It's too awesome not to. (As you can see, I have...)

KT:
Yes! I've always wanted a theme song, anyway ... I already have a theme song in my head, composed by Henry Mancini. I just don't know how to get it outside of my head and into the real world. I also would appreciate a theme song's magical powers of speeding up time and making every day life more interesting.

Garrett:
I would pick something with a built in light show, rock violin, and maybe an action pose or two. Shoot, I'm entering the compeition too now. Equipped with either a set of sharp forks (how me mother taught us kids table manners; a fork in the arm. ouch.) or a giant insane sheet of super nori to wrap up my foes and then toss them into the ocean. Sweeeeet.

KT:
Oh oh... sounds deadly... I'd better start training now. I do hope that your theme music comes with lasers and that your outfit incorporates some kind of cape.

Garrett:
But of course! No cape though. I watched The Incredibles. "No! NO CAPES!"